Lesson 1
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story
Always let your boss have the first say.
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 2
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 3
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch..
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Lesson 4
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Lesson 5
Mgmt.Lesson from the Indian Business Class - Marwadis....
A Marwadi having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.
God happy with his prays, grants him only ONE wish!
Marwadi : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles in my Child's hands in our new home!
God : Damn !!! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwadi's
A Marwadi having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God.
God happy with his prays, grants him only ONE wish!
Marwadi : I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles in my Child's hands in our new home!
God : Damn !!! I still have a lot to learn from these Marwadi's
Lessons learnt from the above story:-
Compile all requirements and present them in one line rather than boring the appraiser for a long time.
Compile all requirements and present them in one line rather than boring the appraiser for a long time.
